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Donkey Kong Bananza’s gold is pointless, but collecting it is still better than Super Mario Bros.’ coins

I owe the data analysts at Nintendo an apology. My first 20 minutes of Donkey Kong Bananza were spent in the tutorial room with the “Press Y to punch” message persistently, or desperately, reminding me to follow instructions and proceed with the game. Please understand, Nintendo. The tutorial was clear and effective, and I wasn’t […]

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Donkey Kong Bananza’s ending clears up one thing about the weird DK timeline

Donkey Kong Bananza is finally here, as is some clarity about where it might fit into the Donkey Kong timeline and why Nintendo’s original damsel-in-distress Pauline appears as a much younger version of herself. But questions still abound about how, you know, the events of 1981’s Donkey Kong fit into all this. And while Bananza’s

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Big year for hole

Take a peek at this year’s video game release calendar and you can spot a few 2025 trends starting to form. We’re seeing the return of the kart racer thanks to Mario Kart World, with Sonic Crossworlds and Kirby Air Riders following close behind. Soccer is having a moment thanks to Despelote and Rematch, the

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RoboCop’s new game Unfinished Business doesn’t hit as hard as Rogue City

If 2023’s pretty good RoboCop first-person shooter RoboCop: Rogue City left you wanting more, developer Teyon’s follow-up — part expansion, part sequel — offers exactly that… and little more. While it’s still great fun to step into the exoskeleton of Detroit’s cyborg policeman and squish bad guys’ heads with Robo’s Auto-9 handcannon, Unfinished Business does

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Cyberpunk 2077 update new modes, but Switch 2 players will have to wait

CD Projekt Red revealed Cyberpunk 2077’s 2.3 update is slated to arrive on July 17 and that the patch focuses on vehicles and customizations. Update 2.3 will add three new cars and the first new customizable motorcycle in the game. Each new vehicle can be unlocked by completing quests, which Cyberpunk 2 Associate Game Director

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Maelle remains Clair Obscur’s boss-killing machine, even after being nerfed

It’s been three months since Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 launched, and I still can’t stop thinking about and playing it. Clair Obscur’s story is excellent, and developer Sandfall Interactive crafted a combat system that is tremendously layered, with its party members’ abilities easily synergizing, and also tremendously challenging, at times. More than a few times

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